How To Have An Horrible Time On A Blind Date

Going on a date is stressful enough on its own, but for one reason or another, some of us like to go out of our ways to feel even more miserable. If you are the kind of girl who wants to hold the record of the most horrible blind date, then these few tips will show you how to have a horrible time on a blind date.

Put Your Halloween Dress. Since Halloween is your favourite holiday, put on that sexy kitten dress you have hanging in the dresser. It’s a shame that such a sexy dress should go to waste. Never mind it makes you go from a girl who works to a “working girl”.

Overdo the Makeup. You have always wanted to be on Broadway, and since it might not happen, you will settle for the makeup. Decorate your face as if you were ready to give the performance of your life. Of course, the lighting in the street is different from the scene’s and you will not be on camera, but no one will probably notice.

Convince Yourself It’s The One. True, you don’t know anything about him, but your best friend set you up, so it must be The One. It doesn’t matter that you had to threaten your girlfriend to set you up with anyone or you would jump up the bridge and she finally gave in and called in a favour. Who needs the details? He is The One and you will make him realize that.

Drink Too Much. You are in front of your soul mate and you need all the courage you can get. Anyway, the drinks doesn’t seem to contain any alcohol. Also, you wouldn’t want to be impolite and say no when he offers to top your glass.

Talk About Your Grandkids. You already have your future together mapped and you can see the two of you playing with your grandkids. You can’t wait to share all that vision and you know he’ll just love hearing about it. Tell him about your wedding gown you have already purchased, about his tuxedo you already designed, and where the two of you will live. And of course, he will say yes.

Make a Public Announcement. Why leave everyone around you out? Get up and tell them how you feel and how much you are in love. Tell them everything, don’t leave anything out. Of course, don’t disappoint them when they ask for a kiss. In fact, be proactive and offer to  display one for their amusement. Go right for it, reach out for him, and try to give him a passionate kiss.

Finally, try to kiss him. Because that’s probably as close as you will get. By this time, your date would have had enough. The only reason he probably stayed this long is because he wanted to see how far you would go. But this is if you are lucky. Because if you are not, he will take you somewhere more private.

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